Homestuck, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, geek culture, sex and religion.
My fantroll RP blog is at semihermitic.tumblr.com!
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president
Or you could do like I do and fucking ask the person if they’ve got a Tumblr blog
Source: aru
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Dorky Drunk (closed RP)
“No, jeez, you didn’t upset me,” Ennoby said, looking down, as they pulled their pants on. “I just… don’t like thinking about dead wrigglers, I guess. It’s… gross and depressing.” And not also my problem, they didn’t say aloud.
Pants on, they sat back down on the mattress and looked at Nonyma with an apologetic expression. “Do you want to cuddle?”
Nonyma looked at Ennoby and smiled slightly, pulling the rustblood into the mattress with him. “Sorry. I don’t know how to shut up at times, it seems,” he said softly, shutting his eyes as he buried his head in their hair to relax.
That’s why he didn’t notice the shadow on the door until the door crashed open, his moirail stomping in, heavily irritated.
“I swear, I do a first rate job and get kicked out right after, no cuddling, no chance to swipe some food? That’s just rich. Remind me next time to grab a guy by the bulge and make him swear I’m allowed to sleep for half an hour before I go.” She started tugging her shirt off to change before she sniffed. “Nony, why does it smell like sex in here?”
Nonyma was still naked when he pulled Ennoby down to the mattress, but his arms around their shoulders didn’t feel sexual at all. It just felt… sweet. This troll kept surprising Ennoby with his sweetness.
Then the door banged open and Ennoby’s eyebrows shot up. The troll in the doorway appeared to be Nonyma’s infamous moirail- and in a bad mood, at that. Yep, it was time to be gone. Ennoby sat up and reluctantly looked her in the eye. “Ah, that would be me, I guess. I was just leaving. Sorry, heh.”
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How Historical Figures Would have Looked Today
1- ADMIRAL LORD NELSON
A Vice Admiral and dedicated navy officer, Nelson is dressed in a modern naval uniform. In today’s Navy, Nelson would spend more time deskbound and as such he would have gained a little weight which is reflected in the portrait. To replace the right arm lost after being wounded in battle, he has been given a prosthetic to wear. The Victoria Cross wasn’t available during his time but had they been in existence, he would have qualified.
2- William Shakespeare
Daring and forward thinking hipster Shakespeare has been fashioned as a ‘modern day playwright’ with his edgy Shoreditch shirt and waistcoat look. He has been given piercings on both ears, leaving questions about his sexuality unanswered.An actor as well as a playwright, Shakespeare might have taken advantage of modern-day hair transplanting techniques to sport a full head of hair like numerous celebrity actors.
3- HENRY VIII
Renowned for being vain and lavish, King Henry has been given white veneers and hair plugs to hide his balding head.Known to flaunt his wealth, is now out of his voluminous puffed sleeve velvet gown and in a tailored designer black suit, wearing a sparkling diamond ring and designer watch.Instead of the cotton shirt fastened up to the chin he now sports an unbuttoned shirt Simon Cowell style and is very much the modern day lady killer.An avid sportsman and known for being conceited he has been slimmed down. Henry’s vanity would have ensured he would have retained the naturally muscly, rugby-player type figure he had in his youth.Known for having spent a lot of time outdoors riding, hunting, and playing tennis, Henry VIII has also been given a tan. Henry has exchanged his uncomfortable flat footed shoes for modern shoes with a heel.
4- MARIE ANTOINETTE
Her three-foot tall hair has been let down and her unusually high forehead concealed with a trendy fringe. Known for her crooked teeth in her youth she has been given a full modern-day orthodontic treatment.Teased for her small breasts as a teenager, she has been given breast implants. Known for being fashionable and changing clothes three times a day, Marie Antoinette is dressed in a modern designer dress. Reported to express how she was feeling through the accessories in her wig, she is wearing a flirty Philip Treacey style hat. Her modern day portrait also shows the her fully-made up in colourful make-up.
5- Elizabeth I
A powerful no-nonsense female leader, Elizabeth might have straightened her hair in a powerful yet stylish short cropped style. Known for her love of fashion, she would be more likely to wear a bespoke stylish and unique female suit made with rich colours and material. Rarely pictured smiling, Queen Elizabeth exudes power in the modern day portrait, and hides her new veneers purchased to disguise her notoriously bad teeth.
Elizabeth I looks great. I like Shakespeare’s look too.
Source: telegraph.co.uk
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I wanna fill this box with fellow homestucks. Reblog if you’re in the homestuck fandom.
hold on… what are you putting in the box?
Source: cardcaptorsolluxcaptor
I am officially a person who draws weird sex things of my fantrolls
just thought the internet should know
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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
Source: yaoibutts
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You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
Source: loveforalia
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i am scared of all of u experienced fantroll peplz ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[we should start a thread then, so we can be fantroll newbies together!]
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DaveJade “Drunk”
DUBCON
Dave: Peeps
Jade: Chip
Written by: Leahhbearr
Script: Here
Edited by: Temporalsorceress
Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
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Another one of Kohske’s request drawings, this time pairing up the two characters people most wanted to see in a sexual situation. You always get interesting character match-ups with these request pics… ^^;
Edit: Oh Kohske, you.
loki-ooh.gif
Source: twitter.com
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Want to be happier and live longer? Protect green spaces →
A new study in Psychological Science reveals that the benefits of urban green space—and the more of it, the better—extend far beyond the purely ornamental. Increases in green space correspond to increases in happiness, decreases in depression, and a general bump to well-being and life satisfaction. While we may not be happier if we live in California, it seems like we certainly are if we live with access to extensive greenery.
I literally feel happier when I see Iowa City’s trees.
Source: azspot
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I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
!!!!!!!!!!!
Source: deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool
tumblingus asked: I was in Iowa city this morning but now I'm in Illinois
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO things happen while I am unawares
Are you going to ACEN, is that why you are in Illinois?
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Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff
My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.
My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2
My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.
Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.
This could SAVE a life.
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